Last night, I saw a 6-4ish topless woman nonchalently wandering in a store. I can't believe I forgot to regale my friends with that tale later. So now I've seen it all.

Nah, the day I. King Jordan becomes so drunk with power that he staggers around at G-Spot wearing only Spider-man thermal jammies, is when I nod and say I've indeed seen it all.

I'm enjoying the emancipation thus far. Last semester was the most grueling one in recent memory. Unfortunate combo of classes being simultaneously a lot of work and being utterly irrelevant/useless. Classes look much better for this fall. Anthropology's supposed to be interesting and business statistics should prove useful for my future business ventures. The rest's just ok.

What's the stupidest emoticon? ;P gets my vote.