Something from my archives. A IM convo from 2, 3 years ago. When Saddam was in reign, obviously.
DaBamoor: to think adolf hitler was a baby once
X: he's a vegetarian, too.
DaBamoor: cows were higher than jews in his eyes huh?
DaBamoor: u know saddam hussein loves 'friends'?
X: really? ha
DaBamoor: there was a magazine piece on him abt a month ago
X: if anybody interrupt him while watching 'friends,' they'll be executed.
DaBamoor: ha
DaBamoor: wonder who's his fave character- pheobe?
X: heh
X: 'mr. hussein, a call from president bush.'
X: 'nuke him.'
DaBamoor: and it says sometimes just to show who s the boss, he keeps associates who want to see him waiting for days in the lobby
DaBamoor: they cant leave until they see him
X: which magazine is that?
DaBamoor: im trying to remmy.. a political magazine.. its cover caught my attention
DaBamoor: im googling to see if the article's online
X: hmm. checked www on hitler as vegetarian - it was long discredited. an interview with his personal gorment chef revealed that hitler "had a special fondness for Bavarian sasauges.."
X: he was placed on vegetarian diet as a child "to cure him of flatulence and a chronic stomach disorder.."
DaBamoor: heh
DaBamoor: flatulence
X: he farts.
X: he also like to eat stuffed squab
DaBamoor: stuffed squab: meal of the devil
X: haha
X: squab...pigeon.
X: plenty of squab in DC.
X: he got sweet tooth too
X: "He was a connoisseur of sweets, crystallized fruit and cream cakes, which he consumed in astonishing quantities. He drank tea and coffee drowned in cream and sugar. No dictator ever had a sweeter tooth."
DaBamoor: copied from the web?
X: yeah
DaBamoor: the last line's funny
DaBamoor: just stumbled upon a letter saddam hussein supposedly wrote to an american citizen.. get an idea of what a letter from him is like
DaBamoor: http://www.iraqi-mission.org/a_letter_from_president_saddam_h.htm
DaBamoor: jainism?
X: thank you, brother benjamin, for sharing this compassionate letter from saddam hussein
DaBamoor: heh.. he sounds surprisingly rational
X: that is, if it's really an email from him
DaBamoor: yeah
DaBamoor: it must be real.. it was sent from saddam.hussein@iraq.gov
DaBamoor: just kidding.. but im pretty sure he has an email addy
X: yeah. to think that you can email him.
DaBamoor: maybe it s dictator@hotmail.com
X: heh heh
DaBamoor: or iwuvpheobe37@aol.com
DaBamoor: to think adolf hitler was a baby once
X: he's a vegetarian, too.
DaBamoor: cows were higher than jews in his eyes huh?
DaBamoor: u know saddam hussein loves 'friends'?
X: really? ha
DaBamoor: there was a magazine piece on him abt a month ago
X: if anybody interrupt him while watching 'friends,' they'll be executed.
DaBamoor: ha
DaBamoor: wonder who's his fave character- pheobe?
X: heh
X: 'mr. hussein, a call from president bush.'
X: 'nuke him.'
DaBamoor: and it says sometimes just to show who s the boss, he keeps associates who want to see him waiting for days in the lobby
DaBamoor: they cant leave until they see him
X: which magazine is that?
DaBamoor: im trying to remmy.. a political magazine.. its cover caught my attention
DaBamoor: im googling to see if the article's online
X: hmm. checked www on hitler as vegetarian - it was long discredited. an interview with his personal gorment chef revealed that hitler "had a special fondness for Bavarian sasauges.."
X: he was placed on vegetarian diet as a child "to cure him of flatulence and a chronic stomach disorder.."
DaBamoor: heh
DaBamoor: flatulence
X: he farts.
X: he also like to eat stuffed squab
DaBamoor: stuffed squab: meal of the devil
X: haha
X: squab...pigeon.
X: plenty of squab in DC.
X: he got sweet tooth too
X: "He was a connoisseur of sweets, crystallized fruit and cream cakes, which he consumed in astonishing quantities. He drank tea and coffee drowned in cream and sugar. No dictator ever had a sweeter tooth."
DaBamoor: copied from the web?
X: yeah
DaBamoor: the last line's funny
DaBamoor: just stumbled upon a letter saddam hussein supposedly wrote to an american citizen.. get an idea of what a letter from him is like
DaBamoor: http://www.iraqi-mission.org/a_letter_from_president_saddam_h.htm
DaBamoor: jainism?
X: thank you, brother benjamin, for sharing this compassionate letter from saddam hussein
DaBamoor: heh.. he sounds surprisingly rational
X: that is, if it's really an email from him
DaBamoor: yeah
DaBamoor: it must be real.. it was sent from saddam.hussein@iraq.gov
DaBamoor: just kidding.. but im pretty sure he has an email addy
X: yeah. to think that you can email him.
DaBamoor: maybe it s dictator@hotmail.com
X: heh heh
DaBamoor: or iwuvpheobe37@aol.com
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