Seems like 85% of the owners of digital cameras are women. As far as I know, only 2 male friends of mine have one, and one of them isn't even in America anymore. And 85% of the pictures girls take consist of them and their friends grinning drunkenly, their faces squashed together.

When showing my new crib to a friend last night, he exclaimed that I could assassinate IKJ from my bedroom window. His house's just across the street.